"The Check's in the Mail"

"The Check's in the Mail"
Weird Al Yankovic
Rock 'n Roll Records
Featured on "Weird Al" Yankovic
Album originally released April 26, 1983
Parody
Vinyl
B-

Unlike some Weird Al songs, I haven't thought of this song in probably 35 years, but as soon as it started, I was snapping my fingers along with it.  A cheerful salute to insincerity, unfortunately, yes, somewhat scratched.  (This album goes on my vinyl-to-CD list, along with Ghost in the Machine.)  Best line: "I'll have lunch with your machine."