"Paralyzed"

"Paralyzed"
Legendary Stardust Cowboy
Rhino Records
Featured on The Rhino Brothers Present the World's Worst Records
Album originally released 1983, song released 1968
Novelty
Vinyl
D+

God knows what people thought when this premiered on Laugh-In (as the Dr. Demento liner notes inform me), but it's much less of a novelty these days.